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we gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
kifah shah (via astronomized)

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

I’m tired of staying up late to NOT get laid.

tegan-or-sara:

me around small children

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

chelsealovegun:

I’ve never seen a bigger cry for help in a man’s eyes.

Um. Maybe she doesn’t think it’s important because he sucks at it and she never gets off but she chooses to stick with him anyway?

Maybe it’s her cry for help?

Just playing devil’s advocate.

waitingforthetrains:

My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)